Ed Kornhauser

Jazz Pianist

Some people try to get very philosophical and cerebral about what they're trying to say with jazz. You don't need any prologues, you just play.
-- Oscar Peterson

Archive for February, 2007

Website updated… nearly there!

Monday, February 26th, 2007

The site is nearly up again and completly refurbished. I still need to put some music up, but it’s pretty much good to go. I’ll be posting blogs now every now and again, and I even have plans to start a podcast later on. I really like the site now, and great [...]

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eNetiConAppliance Online

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Funniest thing I’ve seen online for quite some time. If this is real, and this guy is winging it, he’s an improvisational genius!
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-eneticonappliance.php
The website itself is pretty funny as well.

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Your Horoscope (a la ‘The Onion’)

Monday, February 26th, 2007

This is an old AP Lit assignment from senior year of high school. The premise was to write a satire. You might notice I was greatly influenced by The Onion and its more ‘progressive’ horoscope method…
Your Weekly Horoscope
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
by Feldman J. Ruddermaker
Certified Astrologer,
International Astro-Illogical AssociationTM
(March 21-April 19)
Ruler: Mars - Body: Head and face, [...]

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